Spotted...

Slogging up Clapham Park Road on an old shopping bike a few sizes too small for him, a tall bloke with long silver hair, clad in a cream-coloured crop-top boob tube and mini-skirt (both also a few sizes too small) with matching high-heels. Probably not on here.

I saw him/her same place, same time. I guess I might have seen you too if I wasn't so distracted by such a sight. Quite a regular around Clapham. Appeared on the Chicken Shop programme.