Wanted: Help from someone who will meet UOENO

Can you dress yourself or wipe your own arse?

I haven't quite gotten the hand of wiping one's arse, I seem to use the whole of the toilet roll when performing this burdensome task.

So Uoeno, you're offering things for sale but can't take paypal and won't post anything.
Without going into how ridiculously easy both of those things are, how about you don't accept a sale from someone who cannot pay cash or pick the item up. Simple.

I can't accept paypal because I can't create a damn one, you might find an indication of a reason for this on my member's page. (Hint; it has to do with my age). I didn't offer ANY of my items for sale and I directly told Gabris this numerous times but he/she had his heart set on this helmet for a very long time and told me that he/she would find a way to get this helmet off my hands eventhough I told him/her that I will not be able to post and accept paypal.

Does this answer your question?