Wanted: Help from someone who will meet UOENO

Hello,

I want to purchase a helmet which sadly, can only be collected and I am not able to do that. I'm searching for a person that could pick up an item from "Uoeno"( new cross, east London) and drop it of at the nearest post office. NOTE: If I were able- I would have already arranged a courier to pick it up, but it can't be done ATM.

I hope that a fellow fixed gear rider could help me out by doing that. It would be excellent if you were selling something and could just swing by, so that you wouldn't waste your time on this.

I, obviously, will pay for the shipping costs and the item.

Please PM me.

Bump! I'm uoeno .. obviously. :)

fixehs unite!!

uoeno, y u no post?

lol. To be honest Fennel, it's mainly because of payment and I am extremely inexperienced in the field of posting parcels.

Seriously, guys, help. I have put a lot of effort in this, but there is no result, PUT AN END TO IT PLS

uno go pst offc plz

lol. To be honest Fennel, it's mainly because of payment and I am extremely inexperienced in the field of posting parcels.

it's not rocket science.

Pls sum1 help to conduct this slae

it's not rocket science.

True, but payment is another problem..

Gabris wants 3rd Party to pick up package.
Gabris wants 3rd Party to post package

A few questions.

1. Gabris wants 3rd Party to pay uoeno?
   
2. Package is wrapped and addressed?
   
3. Gabris pays 3rd Party - when?
   
4. What's the payment problem? escrow?
   

1. As Uoeno can't receive a payment by paypal, I would pay 3rd Party the item price+shipping, not much money would be involved.
   
2. I will ask Uoeno to do that.
   
3. When 3rd party shipps the package- it can be the cheapest 2nd class royal mail option..
   

???

1. Offer kind incentive to 3rd party.
   
   

I mean, why not pony up a few quid / cup of tea / slice of luxury chocolate cake promised in advance of your favour?

Spirit of the forum should be enough incentive.

I'd post it to you, but someone would have to pick it up from New X for me. It's south of the river, ffs!

^Agree, but the thread has been up for two days and Dolan memes don't seem to be working for Gabris.

I would have offered, if I could have. That's the problem- I mentioned this in the description...

take tube cost 2.20 off peak . all sort.

It's not an option. If it were that simple- I would have picked it up already

bump

let's solve this

This helmet will help me ride safely, how about that! You can save a life, in a way..

you don't need a helmet to ride safely.
What is so special about this particular helmet? I would gladly help, but I am nowhere near!

it's not rocket science.

That's right. If you disagree, simply buy something online.

When it arrives, before you open the box and take the item out, get a brew on, relax, equip yourself to record the entire process, enabling you to 'reverse engineer'.

lol. To be honest Fennel, it's mainly because of payment and I am extremely inexperienced in the field of posting parcels.

Can you dress yourself or wipe your own arse?

So Uoeno, you're offering things for sale but can't take paypal and won't post anything.
Without going into how ridiculously easy both of those things are, how about you don't accept a sale from someone who cannot pay cash or pick the item up. Simple.