What's going on in the Poloverse

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I'm sick and tired of the sexist misrepresentations bloody kneed young boys, "their cheeks pink with exertion, their bangs slapped across their foreheads in sweaty noodles" by irresponsible men's lifestyle magazines. I did not join a co-ed game to see those precious few willowy young serious players characterised as nothing more than wistful glory hungry young Adonises gallivanting around in a towel whipping frenzy of effervescent testosterone, like a fresh cracked can of Tecate.

This was like a day or so ago and I only just realised you were talking about me.
Much embarrassed, such modest, many beagle, wow, right ankle has RSI.