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I posted a load of random shit in here the other day.
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Winehouse and Doherty remixed.
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i searched for a random "funny" post for this...
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see another thread cos there is fuckall worth looking at :)
not sure if you've all seen this but it cracks me up every time hahahahahahaah
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A poor imitation of Conchords.
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The following video is by far the funniest thing i've seen in the last few months...
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A poor imitation of Conchords.
haha Im not sure if its the Jager working but thats a funny take off!
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The following video is by far the funniest thing i've seen in the last few months...
HAHAHA Nasty!!!
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That's quite a thread resurrection.
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more flight of the condors this time" i've got hurt feelings " ... about their wish to become rappers
here's their effort at rappingSome people say that rappers don't have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We're rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers.)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We're vincible. (We're vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the mealI got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole.
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
You coulda said something nice about my profiterolesHere's a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' sizeI got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man's wetsuit, pleaseIt's my birthday, 2003
Waitin' for a call from my familyThey forgot about me
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends and say, "Let's go into town,"
But they're all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they're all in townI got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
They're all lined up to watch that movie
"Maid in Manhattan."
Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called "homo" 'cuz at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
I'm crying tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper -
Parking spot
A few weeks ago, some guy in a shitty bmw parked in my 'reserved and paid for' parking spot in a small lot. I printed out an A4 (helvetica demi bold 12pt) note stating that this was a paid for parking spot and not to park there again. A couple of days later he parked there again. I printed out an A3 (helvetica black 42pt) sign stating 'Reserved Parking, Do not park here' sign and used spray adhesive (3M®) to mount it on the wall in front of my spot. When I went to park in my spot the next day he had written in texta, after "Reserved Parking', the words 'For Wankers'. About three days later I saw his car parked in the street so I printed out a poster in A2 (helvetica black, 92pt, reversed) with the word 'Fuckhead' and applied it with spray adhesive to his windscreen, ensuring (as per instructions) I sprayed both materials to be bonded. The disadvantage of course is that I am too scared to park in my spot but he is also too scared to park there so I will class this as a draw for the moment and find a new spot.
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see another thread cos there is fuckall worth looking at :)
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