• One of a trio of early-teenage ne'er-do-wells hurled an egg in my direction (missing by inches) on Churchwell Path in Hackney last night on my ride home.

    I actually thought it was quite an old-school scallywag thing to do - almost endearing. If their aim had been better I may have thought otherwise though.

    Walking back from the offy to a mate's house in Dagenham about 10 years ago, some dickheads launched a 2 pint bottle of milk out of their Vauxhall Cavalier at me. Hit me on the back of my head. If I hadn't been in so much pain I probably would have found it funny.

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