"Oh Shit" moments...

It's very rare for people to apologize for being Right Galvanized Twats, whether they are in the car, on foot or on bikes. I've had about 2 apologies, one from a driver who didn't see me (despite very bright cycle light) and one Suicidal Pedestrian Class 2 (emergency stop, 1 meter left). The others ones drove/walked off, gave lip etc...

Usually you get aggro. So I don't bother engaging anymore. Bad parenting is of course to blame. (goes off to Daily Fail site)

Curious, whenever one is shouting expletives at the minions of totally awful drivers - do you acronyse words to a) annoy/dumbfound them b) save your breath as you're doing it so often..

Eg...
"YOU STUPID T.C.S." (Twatfaced Cock Sucker)
"YOU BLOODY C.F.K.S." (Cock Faced Knob Stick)

etc...

What's the best insult you use, that really drives stupid drivers/pedestrians nuts?

Personally I love screaming "MOVE IT PORK CHOP!!!! to podgy pedestrians that daydream when crossing roads when a) the lights are green or b)when they shouldn't be... I'll go to hell, but at least I be laughing!!!