The Scoblebrick™

I think that is just acceptable... good call though.

Rules:

1. British standard bricks or thereabouts (no slate or cement brick walls)
   
2. Side on driveside shot of full bike with bricks surpassing the height of the bike
   
3. Close to the wall
   
4. no more than half a scoblebrick of drop between the front and rear axles (c-c) if photo is taken on a slope