This morning's commute and other commuting stories

As an aside I have *often* wondered what the maximum number of fluids / solids a human can emit from their body at the same time. Blood, sweat and tears whilst shitting and pissing has got to be possible if you put together the preparation. If you managed to spit and blow your nose at the same time you'd be damn good. If you switched pissing for ejaculation you really are special.

I'd like to know how often.

P.S. My commute up the most boring road in the universe was distinctly average this morning, fairly sure I didn't actually wake up until I got to uni