This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Hair-styling... if it is a quick brush or comb to relatively short, clean, tidy hair then fine - if it is ages brushing through long hair, pulling hair out of the brush and dropping it on the floor, dandruff going everywhere, or using hairspray then completely unacceptable.

As an aside applying spray on deodorent or wearing too much perfume / aftershave is another fucking unacceptable thing to do on public transport / anywhere in public.

Jeez jeez. You don't ask much do you! If I ever meet you, I swear I'll try my best to emit every form of gas and fluid a human can make in one go, just as I'm shaking your hand.