Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

Precisely. Any decent cyclist can just ride in a way that guarantees 100% that they will never ever get doored, just like we can all guarantee 100% that we will never hit ice or a wet manhole cover or get a blow-out at speed or have a car pull out in front of us by cycling perfectly. Basically anyone ever who has had a crash is a shit cyclist.

For a second then I thought you were being genuine and I was back on CycleChat .

But then I noticed there weren't a flood of 'like's under your comment and I realised I wasn't.