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@Smallfurry
I have a few awkard language mistakes.
I was in an offy in manchester with my Norwegian missus. Eyeing up the 6 for 4 offer on Carlsberg export. Bit guitted theres only 4 in the fridge.
When she walks up to the young guy behind the couter and calmly asks 'Can we have sex here?'
I giggle to myself, for my dirty imagination. Then she says it again to the now zombie looking cashier.
I spend a moment frozen in performance angst. Before realising sex is Norwegian for six.
I, of course, waited as long as possible before explaining to the guy behind the till.