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  • ...whilst in the midst of an amorous clinch I smelt shite
    to my alarm, the said kitten had crept up and shat on my shoulder
    I sore the bastards would never have me again after that

    just don't get me started on fucking squirrels
    Wait, a squirrel has done THAT on you?!

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