eBay and Craigslist finds

This

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NOS-Vintage-Colnago-C35-Decor-Road-Bike-56-CM-Gold-Campagnolo-Rare-Collector-/400628868770?pt=US_Bicycles_Frames&hash=item5d475766a2http://rover.ebay.com/roverimp/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?pub=5574889051&toolid=10001&campid=5336525415&mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]http://rover.ebay.com/roverimp/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?pub=5574889051&toolid=10001&campid=5336525415&mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]http://rover.ebay.com/roverimp/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?ff3=2&pub=5574889051&toolid=10001&campid=5336525415&item=400628868770&mpt=3929841
As featured in "anti-porn" where it had a new one torn.

I would crawl upon my belly over hot, broken glass to spit in the eye of whoever is responsible for that abomination.

this thread has seriously deteriorated
Tell me about it.