**R63 MKO, old blue hatchback. They dropped something when they almost took me out so I'd love to know where they are parked so I might return it to them.
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Almost immediately after some L plate scooter plonker tries to do the same (did I accidentally wear Harry Potter's invisibility cloak?) and then further down the road a mid-life crisis shades-wearing old fuck in a Jag tries to race through a right turn on the A413 as I rocket down the hill like a fat lycra santa claus. Fuck you buddy, your eyes and glasses are too old for your speed, dip shit.
**R63 MKO, old blue hatchback. They dropped something when they almost took me out so I'd love to know where they are parked so I might return it to them.
**
Almost immediately after some L plate scooter plonker tries to do the same (did I accidentally wear Harry Potter's invisibility cloak?) and then further down the road a mid-life crisis shades-wearing old fuck in a Jag tries to race through a right turn on the A413 as I rocket down the hill like a fat lycra santa claus. Fuck you buddy, your eyes and glasses are too old for your speed, dip shit.