Android phones, apps and tablets

So, fucking Google are still holding my £340 for the original borked N5. Nice.

They're asking for a tracking number but I sent it back with their pre-paid packaging and it left from my office's postroom so I don't have any shipping nyumber(s).

I'm now up shit creek because some cunt has pocketed the box aren't I?

What of it now? All I read about their customer services tallies with this. I'm equally repelled by Google as I am seduced.