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Can you not shut him in another rooms with all his comforts in there with him? Failing that, spray a shit loads of aftershave/perfume around the carpet and the door (cat-side, obvs). They hate that shit, plus when they scratch or claw at it, they end up recirculating the aftershave/perfume and they go away. Under no circumstances acknowledge the existence of the cat (unless you really MUST punch it), because once they know they can get to you, you're fucked.
Also, try feeding the fuck out of it before bedtime, so it won't be able to bother you cos it'll either be A) too tired, or, in time B) too fat.