Reflexes slower than yours? Punch him.
Wait for him to stop scratching, then get up, go for a wee or something. Show him that scratching does not equal attention. Don't give him attention while he scratches. I do this with my cat, she was also a dick. Now she's nice instead.
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Reflexes slower than yours? Punch him.
Wait for him to stop scratching, then get up, go for a wee or something. Show him that scratching does not equal attention. Don't give him attention while he scratches. I do this with my cat, she was also a dick. Now she's nice instead.