Favourite Hip Hop Verse

Suckers back to pull their style's transsexual
Lesbians dance with the funky heterosexual
You on the mic, and when you rhyme, I start to jerk off
Let my dog lick you, German Shepard want to bust off

I tell your legs and swat 'em, MC's having anal sex
Step around like a Tampax, and step up next
I enter New York, no problem with my dick out
California porno star, my ass, you can lick out

Saying, "What?", with sperm dripping down your partner's butt
I see MC's in my face with their ass up
Let me put my cape on, my rubber and my mask up
Not, no horror-core shit, this is porno-core

Kool Keith - Sex Style [Full Album] - YouTube

Whole album is hilarious (and very puerile) though. And very, very NSFW.