How many times is it acceptable to be fired?

Disappointed that the majority of forumers have 'never' been fired.
Its somthing that should be experienced at least once or your not pushing yourself.

Don't recommend making a habit of it though.

If I was to do something now that would get me fired, there's also a fairly good chance it would get into the news and more than likely also get me into jail.

As a complete experience, I'll admit it would be hard to beat but it's not something I feel like I'm missing out on.