I hate

Dutch bikes.

I always think of them as heavy unwieldy pieces of shit. I just borrowed the other half's Dutch bike, it was even worse than I remembered, turning circle of an oil tanker, wobbly and felt like I was pedalling a bowl of overcooked ramen.

#Phoning Dutch embassy

Should be heavy and slow, but not wobbly or with a squidgy pedaling action.

I've gone off them due to my Need for Speed but my Raleigh cheap faux roadster doesn't pedal like a bowl of ramen may be worth checking bike over.

Think of the damage that can be done to taxi driver cars :P