Football

Your pretty much on the mark there, highlights really skewed the balance of play, but for all the possession, shot for shot the teams were pretty even. The technical points showed a bit more of what Everton were doing but but it's just not actiony enough to go in the final cut as it won't keep the MOTD punters awake post pub. Highlights are put together like someone watching a porn flick, they fast forward through the story to get to the action.

You mean he doesn't repair the cable?