London League VI Fixture Chat

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Thundershafts vs Schlong Slots
Monday 9 December

Location: TBC

Can anyone ref this please?

What's the deal with Mitch, can we play there on Mondays?

There's footballers on Mondays at Mitch.

Balls.

Ok who would be willing to ref at westway on Monday? The court is free from 7:30 to 9:30, so if we book it there'll be an hour of throwin's?

Ok who would be willing to ref at westway on Monday? The court is free from 7:30 to 9:30, so if we book it there'll be an hour of throwin's?

I can come up for this and goal ref, or ref ref if you're really desperate

It's for schlongs against shafts, I doubt there'll be anything to call! (Except maybe overuse of innuendo)

Thundershafts have petitioned to the Division I subs and forfeits committee to allow Julia to permanently replace Johannes. The Div I committee has agreed to this permanent replacement by a majority vote. Welcome to the league, Julia!

Can you put me on the subs list please as it was not my choice to be replaced

you can add your name yourself, just copy and paste the sub list and add your name at the end.

#polobeef.

you can take me off the subs list actually.

#nopolobeef

ah kev.

what's up?

wow

whoa what

@Johannes -- I've added you to the subs list in Post #2.

wow

whoa what

there is beef to be squashed

Woo, get ready for a new top scorer in division 2! :)

#thanksmostlytoorganisingourgamesearly

iains scores havent been posted up for the game against Rubix Pubes (cough Badger). You wont be top scorer then

#flatrackbully

Did he score all your goals?

Would still mean the phrase "Woo, get ready for a new top scorer in division 2!", is relevant :)

(And still wouldn't be enough once the Schlong shafts results go up!)

Thundershafts v Daredevils at Downs, saturday 1pm.
refs needed pretty please (throwins guaranteed afterwards)

I do. Write up later today.

Beagle fail.

Ok I got beagle to send me a picture of the scores taken from our match yesterday... (He's got the book, but wasn't the score keeper, mentioning no names! :)

So the headlines are:
Thundershalfts 5 : Schlong Slots 24
Ana 3
Io 1
Julia 1

Louis 13
James 7
Jackie 4

I was a bit groggy, so I don't actually remember much of the game except Julia complaining about me hooking her mallet when she was in goal for one of Jackie's goals and James scoring an awesome goal after the ref said play on which didn't count because the ref (and us) hadn't noticed that ThunderShafts were busy getting disrobed! :)

And the lights went out in the last few seconds of the game so we just played on in the dark! :)

Ps, did ask beagle for your scores too Jono, he's not got them with him at work but says he'll post them later today.

sorry late results rubix pubes vs Daredevils

1st Period

1.48 Ian 0-1
2.00 Dt 1-1
3.06 Zoe 1-2
4.50 Ant 2-2
5.45 Ian 2-3
6.28 Ian 2-4
7.07 Ian 2-5
9.28 Ian 2-6
10.19 Ben 2-7
13.00 Ant 3-7
13.37 DT 4-7
14.49 DT 5-7

2nd Period

6.43 Ant 6-7
7.07 Ian 6-8
8.12 Ian 6-9
8.31 Ant 7-9
10.37 Ian 7-10
10.53 Ian 7-11
14.22 Ian 7-12

3rd period

0.37 DT 8-12
1.32 Ant 9-12
2.08 Ian 9-13
2.25 Ian 9-14
4.25 Ben 9-15
5.07 Ian 9-16
6.56 Ian 9-17
7.38 Ant 10-17
13.09 DT 11-17

Final score 11-17

The daredevils win but scoreline does not reflect how close it was. Very well played by all, some nice team goals and a pleasure to ref. Ian was the MVP he scored goals but he did way more than that with great comms, hussle, keeping and gave me a beer x

great job keeping times as well...