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@French_Touch
Have had so, so many. They are pretty much a daily occurrence.
This morning I was waiting for the lift for a while (7th floor) and surprisingly it came up from the 3rd floor - You can tell when the lift has been called on another floor so i presumed I'd be waiting for a while when it started up towards me. We get quite a lot of randoms staying in serviced apartments in our block. Anyway, while I was pleasantly surprised, the shocked look on the large guy standing in the lift told me that he was also taken aback. I stepped in, "Morning mate, bit windy today eh?" and he just awkwardly rolled his lips and then stared at the floor.
As the doors closed and the awful, stale walker's crisps and sulphur smell of his rancid fart hit me I could only turn around and stare at the doors which were taking forever to close. It was a long descent.