Chris Boardman for cycling Tsar

Martin Vickers is paid nearly £70k a year to represent his constituents, had a chance to address the recent tragedies in London, and instead gnashed his gums about "road tax" - the dumbass lazy ignorant useless sack of shit.

£70k a year you say? Just for talking shit and arguing? How do I get some of that action? I mean, come on, I'm the perfect candidate. Ignorant and shouty.