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Why isn't Coutinho on the pitch? Crazy, the front three are offering nothing without him.

Lolololol season over by Christmas, again.

^^His ankles are fucked too. He hasn't trained all week.

What a fucking dog of game. Top4 ?!

Oh well. The embrocation on the balls from the Rapha thread was more entertaining that shower of shit.

Hahahahahaha! Megalozzles

The cunts have only gone and put Chelsea 2nd and they haven't even kicked a ball yet!

Another goal yesterday from us and we'd be third now

#muggycunts

City must be kicking themselves for letting Toure go

#sniggers

What the fuck was he doing for the third goal? Was he down injured just before it?

No surprise to see that ratty cunt up to his usual tricks for that free-kick he dived for....got brushed on his shoulder, was already diving then rolled around on the floor grabbing his leg??!

#lyingcunt

Southampton!

#twelveseconds

Essien!

Martin Jol >>>>>

Shame he's gone, he was doing a cracking job of taking them down

Negredo looks pretty tasty. To think that Spurs spent £8m more on Soldado.

Soldado makes Jeffers look prolific*

*in his non Everton days

AVB still in a job, for now.

Tottenham would be mugs to sack him after letting him have all the candy.

100mn worth of candy

fucking hull .... what was up with brenda's team selection ... sterling is 2nd division at best, why did he start instead of coutihno .. ffs
fucking everton level on points and sturridge injured .... wonder if that could be the key tio keeping suarez in january

seems like real are after agureo now rather than suarez

nice

Even if Fulham were top of the league Jol should have got the boot for managing a team that Carlton cole scored against.

Wigan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Forest VVVVVVVVVVV

generic football thread troll post

Mad Stat of the Day:

Since the start of the 2009/10 season, us and Liverpool:

Everton P 165 Pts 258
Liverpool P 165 Pts 258

How mad is that!??

We've finished directly adjacent to each other in the league table the past four seasons, and find ourselves directly adjacent in the league table again this year.

#twilightzone

dan are we still in crisis?
Not sure whether I'm happy that AVB took on the media after the match, rubbing their face in their printed xenophobia and outright bias against his managership or saddened that he wasn't actually immune to the criticism.
We played better, but when teams actually play against us, when there's space, when we can get the ball out to the wingers and let them run, we'll always be more of a threat.
Still think AVB is trying to find the right blend and is torn between maintaining possession and letting the flyers loose. Soldado was never going to score that chance, but good that he made the run. Lennon looked lively. Had good walker and bad walker. Interesting that we played Paulinho so high up the park, would have thought Dembele would have been better up there. Still concerned that chiriches is getting the call ahead of Kaboul.
It was a soft penalty, but Lloris is always going to be at risk for those.

Still close to the pack of champions league chasers, still room to grow and confidence to be gained. Be interesting to see the team AVB puts out for the last Europa game and how we play in the league cup semi final.

Crisis averted? Wondering whose next on the crisis treadmill, and I'm not talking Fulham!

Our season is over

Fulham are down unless Jol gets the sack tonight

The should probably stay up now

Our season is over

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bang on cue...like clockwork!

Where's that Kopite 'Season Over By Dec' chart??

***Liverpool fans welcome return of utter hopelessness
02-12-13

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/liverpool-fans-welcome-back-utter-hopelessness-2013120281591