Draw your own collisions

doh !

This apparently happened to h2o. Not sure when, or where (somewhere with post vans and jaguar cars).

Point of order - is a single turd sufficient for two seperate, though probably related, incidents?

Yes.

Simple story of how I knackered my back wheel by engaging in drunken cycling. Sorry I suck at drawing - I haven't improved since my reception teacher called my parents up to show concern at how bad I was at art, which they were obviously distraught by!

http://i.imgur.com/2aM8sGk.png

Love the cottage cheese arse! Omagherd Lolz

doh !
quelle embarassment

as requested - lynchmans smash up.

Incredible.

Minced cock made me wince though.

Amazing - must spread rep, etc

Incredible.

Minced cock made me wince though.

dont worry, it was all bullshit. From the thread I was reading, Lynchmans fine - although he has to live with himself lol.

So good :-D

Must spread some rep.

Heh. Repped for minced cock...

That is fucking awesome, can you able to finish it off please?

Theres more to the story?

yes, it was Ed all along

I was going to say it won't be finished until you've drawn the poo, but I just saw it on the laptop lid :-)

Fantastic work. I wanted to rep all four but it only let me do one :(

Very good indeed.

I was going to say it won't be finished until you've drawn the poo, but I just saw it on the laptop lid :-)
Good spot: my tur-dar failed to scan the scat!

Keramic, your work is hilarious. Thanks for sharing it.

I like that it's open-ended too :)

I'll draw it. Give me a second:

Basically, cycling along at a decent pace, but not too fast, as was filtering. Then I assume the lorry was like "Flash" come on out, and she did and drove straight into me.
Bruises I think. Some cuts. Relatively big dent in car.
Think bike is fine... (hope bike is fine)

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http://i.imgur.com/VdccEMal.png