Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I think people look into those bikes a little too much, they are just something cool for investors to look at rather than any actual practical thought.

Actually what am I on about, we've all needed aero bars on our down-hill bike at some point.

Imagine if they had a show like all them other build a motorbike show only it was based around custom bikes. Why does this not exist and how do I make it a reality?