Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I think people look into those bikes a little too much, they are just something cool for investors to look at, photograph and then email to Cervelo/Trek/Specialized with the subject title 'PLEASE DESIGN MORE BIKES LIKE THIS PLEASE'

ftfy

Forward-sweeping flat bars can >>>>>>>>>>>>
as can the wheels
the brand
the design
the colour
visible front brake hose
weenie saddle