• So the bit where I said I'd rank hearing above taste, smell and touch when riding a bike means I can't suck a mint and ride? Quite a leap!

    I reckon taste could have an effect though... what if a clod of dogshit got thrown up by a vehicle in front and landed in your mouth? Reckon you'd come to a smooth, controlled stop whilst uncontrollably vomiting up a dog egg?

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