Spotted...

It's fucking November, Christmas sandwiches can fuck off, they don't have a sell by date that lasts into December, let alone to actual fucking Christmas fucking day. And what the fuck is a Christmas sandwich anyway? Sandwiches were invented by some lazy English toff who couldn't be aresd to get up from the gaming table long enough for a proper meal. Why would any one think of celebrating the nailing to a cross of some 2000 year old middle eastern baby by having a turkey fucking sandwich.

Heh. In Westfield, the christmas jingles have been going for some time. Down in the parking levels, howerver, it's still playing halloween-themed music. Specifically, the theme tune to Halloween. Perfect preparation for the zombie hordes in the mall overhead.