• Oi! Jess/Keira. You didn't mention The Maccabees, those beautiful barnetted bearded beauties, are DJing!

    If I'm not completely mistaken, on the evidence of this photograph none of them are bearded, except maybe the bloke in the middle, slightly. :)

    You could have used any number of other adjectives starting with 'b' to bolster the alliteration. Bumbling, blotto, barking, brittle, bike-riding ...

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