• Fuck my life! I'm gonna go mental.

    I see the first nodder, no lights earphones on, riding in the gutter and just shake my head and carry on. Literally 20m down the road another one this time with one weak front light, wobbly as fuck, with even bigger headphones. This guy swerves suddenly causing a van to slam on the brakes. A few minutes later a third headphoned guy riding his shitty mountain bike and checking his phone, I only saw him when he swerved out and hit me, this time I swore at him loudly and called him lots of shit.

    But it was the retarded woman who tried to undertake a massive fucking HGV while it had already started turning left that tipped my off the edge. I had a massive go at her, I actually got really emotional especially after all these deaths recently, I graphically explained to her how she would be squashed for toe to head and how her brain would explode onto the kerb. I honestly think that if I hadn't screamed at her to stop she would have at the very least had the biggest oh shit moment of her life.

    Cunts

    Had a woman do exactly the same scooting along the gutter on the inside of a left turning HGV. Couldnt quite believe what i had just watched, caught up and (as calmly as i could) suggested she enquire about cycle training before she ends up another cyclist on the news. Felt a bit of a tit as I have never had cycle training but luckily I have at least the minimal amount of brain cells to not put myself in the blind spot of a lorry against the kerb!

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