For Sale: Winter Clearout Tyres, Handlebars, Lock

Good aftanoon saar... i am tottally interested in purchase all your stuff saar...
i will send money cash to your bank and you send items to me, all i need is your name, account number and sort code,
tottaly urgent. my child needs a new tyre for his bike.
have a good day.

I will accept your offer of 12millions Ugandan dollars, I've pm'd you my details.