What's going on in the Poloverse

that reminds me, what was the new move at the worlds? i saw nothing innovative from you. I'm gonna invent some new shit tomorrow.

Dude are you joking!? You obviously didn't see the iBone™

The iBone™? Ive gotta show u the nelson-hook™

The iBone is a new favorite of mine. But nothing has proved more effective this year than the Thumper. Josh (The Magic Way) - Final of LO 2013

The thumper is pretty well established as a polo heavy hitter

listen you cambridgecnuts either explain or eff off to your sub forum. #b-rage

Adam knows what an iBone is!

**Thumper
**noun

1.When an attacking player, uses their mallet in a stabbing motion to un-establish the goal-keeps mallet, rather than the more traditional slash.

''Why weren't you in goal''
''My bad that goals on me, i had to tap out, i got thumper'd''

**Ghost hack
**noun

1.Similar to the thumper, but the attacking players mallet remains seated on the bar, and the player deceptively, thumps the goal-keeps mallet.

''What are you doing on the floor?''
''That sneaky mother-fucker ghost hacked me, i never saw it coming.''

**Nelson-hook
**noun

1.whilst riding on the steering side of an opponent, hook their mallet from behind to bring their mallet arm into a half nelson hold and thus loose the mallet.

''That dirty swine nelson-hooked me and gone near tore my dang shoulder out its socket''

pussies

Just letting you in on old Cambridge secrets to make moves in the pipeline even more deadly :O

Adam knows what an iBone is!

Adam also knows about the thumper, have him a good one this weekend.

What about French Max move ?

omg shane giving away all our secrets...

next you'll be telling everyone what the tum classic is!

**The Fmax
**noun

1. The riding into an opponent without any due regard for rules, safety and popularity, in order to obtain possession of the ball. First seen in the public eye as performed by Luca, (London Open, 2013)
   
2. Riding into the corner of a court at high speed, often accompanied by the sudden loss of momentum of the rear wheel (see skidding)
   

The tum classic is never coming out of the bag

Does it involve bumming freshers?

only as an initiation.

lulz

**The Fmax
**noun

1. The riding into an opponent without any due regard for rules, safety and popularity, in order to obtain possession of the ball. First seen in the public eye as performed by Luca, (London Open, 2013)
   
2. Riding into the corner of a court at high speed, often accompanied by the sudden loss of momentum of the rear wheel (see skidding)
   
   

I thought Le FrenchMax was a simultaneous-pivot-and-Gallic-shrug?

I love the Nelson-hook.

Gonna test these out on some noobz.

Classic josh
Push me and tias in the fence

**The Fmax
**noun

1. The riding into an opponent without any due regard for rules, safety and popularity, in order to obtain possession of the ball. First seen in the public eye as performed by Luca, (London Open, 2013)
   
2. Riding into the corner of a court at high speed, often accompanied by the sudden loss of momentum of the rear wheel (see skidding)
   

Also allergic to rain

Also allergic to rain

Ah, ** the Chan.**