Ways not to lock your bike

Did you get built in protection on your new one?

I've cultured a set of small round grape like security stoppers for mine. Works a treat.

Fail..

Seems legit...

Pashley on Gt Titchfield St with Krypto wire thingy wrapped through the frame and around a lamppost with each end attached to a sturdy NY lock.

Which is resting on the saddle.

This is interesting - seeing what thief's carry about with them.

http://www.cyclelicio.us/2013/sean-sixta-bike-theft-tools/

Spotted this on Brick Lane the other day.

Spotted that one several times, curious indeed...

So close

No handlebar tape = shit

Do foffa charge more for a bike without bar tape?

Well, there would be a labour charge for putting it on and removing it.

But it would be more custom, so probably worth it.

Extra slippy tax?

I hope they grease the bars.

Last night Highbury & Islington Station.

Stuffed the keys under their seat and left a note on a yellow star shaped post-it. Saying "your keys are under your seat". Hope you liked it!
But come on!

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Best yet surely?

^ Found on a website...

just seen on Facebook.

So a developer is building some apartments behind my office, and as part of the deal with the council, is renovating the public square where I currently lock my bike. I had a look at the plans the other day, and the racks they're planning to install look terrible - big waist high square sections that look impossible to get a d lock around.

This is the document that's been uploaded on the council website: http://planningonline.bristol.gov.uk/online-applications/files/51F24719BD27DBB4D2B322303AEA6605/pdf/13_01858_COND-CYCLE_PARKING_STREETLIFE-1069833.pdf

And another image can be seen in the manufacturers brochure, here: http://www.streetlife.nl/brochure_straatmeubilair/-/-/en

I have the email of the planning official in charge of this case, and plan on emailing him to tell him what a bad idea these are and how they should just install conventional Sheffield racks as they allow safe double locking using a d lock. My question to you, the LFGSS, is what else, if anything should I include to back up my case?

a diagram of a human body annotated to point out the arse and the elbows

So close

Dont know what youre seeing wrong with this one... its perfectly well locked

Dlock hanging on top tube is not lock to the pole.