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@ObiWomKenobi
Reminds me of a joke where the husband buys a magic parrot that gives the best head on earth.
Then the wife catches him reading the parrot a cooking book and when she asks him what on earth he's doing he replies "If it learns to cook, you're outta here".
Except in this version she then shoots him in the face and cuts up the parrot with the bayonet.