• My driving instructor always used to say "look at her over there, she's well fit. Run 'er over and put her in the boot for later".

    I am not joking.

    To be fair to him by doing this repeatedly he did eventually catch me out ogling some cutie whilst he slammed on the brakes to stop me hitting the car in front. Whilst I cannot say he completely cured me of my appreciation of the beauty of the female form he did make sure I would never ever forget the possibility of beauty causing accidents.

    I think we might have had the same driving instructor.

    First lesson we went round some housing estate to see how my control of the car was,

    Second lesson we went up the Kings Road, "'cos that's where all the fit birds are, init".

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