Draw your own collisions

Jah Tims dreadies were the highlight of the ride - and the way he handled those drunks at Putney bridge - cool as a cucumber.

Awesome skillz (drawing not bike, obvs).

Jah Tim radiates peace.

repped, that is a great drawing

I'm famous ME! Needs more blood but still awesome.

Excellent work Keramic. Great attention to detail!

2 years later.

Damn!

Quality :) - Keramic, I mean, not the scars.

Quality :) - Keramic, I mean, not the scars.

I wanted the scars to be quality. Damn healing qualities.

Here's the LFGSS Bridges ride incident in a nut shell - shattered that I made it to 500m of finishing the ride... lol

^this

Keramic

This apparently happened to h2o. Not sure when, or where (somewhere with post vans and jaguar cars).

You must spread rep around before you can give it to Keramic again...

^^ Ha, Ha, Fuckin' Ha!

Have some rep dude!

Barring all the near misses ( daily ) I have run out of amusing smash ups - I've resorted to drawing other peoples collisions. FML.

There must be more people getting into grief on the forum... I can't believe that the crashes are so traumatic that they can't be turned into a funny. cmon kids, make me laugh. chop chop.

You should do Lynchman's.

Barring all the near misses ( daily ) I have run out of amusing smash ups - I've resorted to drawing other peoples collisions. FML.

There must be more people getting into grief on the forum... I can't believe that the crashes are so traumatic that they can't be turned into a funny. cmon kids, make me laugh. chop chop.

Well, so I was on my bike the other week--the one with the intricately-carved lugwork and delicately-patterned drillium everywhere, and I was pulling this trailer containing an ornate, artistically-decorated Chinese chest. I was wearing a floral shirt as I rode past the Houses of Parliament ...

Actually, that'll do for starters, try to draw that first, and then I'll tell you what actually happened. :)

Simple story of how I knackered my back wheel by engaging in drunken cycling. Sorry I suck at drawing - I haven't improved since my reception teacher called my parents up to show concern at how bad I was at art, which they were obviously distraught by!

http://i.imgur.com/2aM8sGk.png

I forget how great this thread is. Keramic repped!

^^Your reception teacher was obviously disappointed by the obvious lack of turds in your artwork.

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Work in progress?

snow blizzard

Are you trying to say you can't recognise Oliver from my fine artwork?

sobs

This apparently happened to h2o. Not sure when, or where (somewhere with post vans and jaguar cars).

Brilliant!

FWIW, I hit the post van on Clerkenwell Rd just before St John St, then the bike gave up the ghost on Hackney Rd. Was about three years ago now I guess.

Thanks Keramic for sterling work on this page