Pineapples

Avocados are like the testicles of the bull. Brutish, masculine, yet delicate and precious- succumbing to bruising by the merest brush with adversity. Austere and purple green on the outside, a regal presence amongst fruit, its soft and mushy pale green interior, reminiscent of the aftermath of a poorly judged night out in color belies a flavor of butter sweet subtlety.

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I am tempted to use this ^ quote tomorrow at the supermarket self checkout ...