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Fucking hell, I'd forgotten just how incredibly odious Richard Littlejohn was. He really is disgusting.

I was getting more and more pissed off reading both articles up until I got to this bit

Oh, and if you really wanted your readers to foam at the mouth about me, I can't understand why you omitted the detail that I'm a lesbian. Number 19 on this years Pink List lesbian, to be precise.

And then I imagined Richard Littlejohn's face reading that, and I felt really happy again.