"Oh Shit" moments...

Yesterday on Oxford St, three suicidal peds wander out onto the road. I was going at quite a pace because a) there was no traffic and b) was running late for a lunch date. They separate and I manage to squeeze through, clipping one of them. I look behind just to see she hasn't fallen over, she continues dawdling across the road without looking and wandering what just hit her. Honestly...

Need to carry a joust, just in case.