Names and faces to bikes

I payed police bribes in india before to let me test his gun. LOL

what Bike you got
where you from

did it feel good ?

did you shoot in the air like a mexican bandit or did you aim at palm trees ?

yeah I was trying to kill something but it got away. The gun was old and rusty.

monkeys out there are pretty evil aren't they
they'll take the nam bread right off the plate if you aren't careful

what did it get away with
nam ?
japati ?
dhosa ?

it wasnt A monkey and I cant say

a suspect arrested by the police ?
pm me if you don't want to discuss publically

them monkeys are evil but Some criminals out there train and use monkeys to rob people house

i've seen that, they do identity thefts and other nefarious acts
here one trying impersonate and steal liam gallagher's identity
they nearly got away with it but the daily mail got on the case and arrested the monkey and the organ grinder

I Have too many bikes, Im Selling the red peugoet and need to sell 1 other.
Which one should I sell, the gary fisher or blue sun bike. I like both the bikes.

Are you growing carrots in the planter behind the Rockhopper?

Yes thats Carrots my sister was growing. I go to spitafield's market to buy fruit and veg. But you have to buy A whole box. A box of carrots is £2.50 there.
The bikes Go inside The Van. Ive been All over the uk in that van as Far as inverness

My Classic Bike. The pump came with the bike in 197? and still works.

Gotta 'Stanga' and you chose that user name?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stanga

That A good meaning for stanga
I'm a man with a van
786 is a sphenic number. 50 can be partitioned into powers of two in 786 different ways (sequence A000123 in OEIS).
uk is uk

Im Selling that stanga bike. I like single speed Bikes. It was my uncle's bike/
My uncle worked at that bike factory and made the bike for himself

SH51 PUU

Foffa van.

There's a Transit with the number plate P15 WEE in Manchester.

My new bike
http://imageshack.us/a/img32/5307/w7ni.jpg

My Condor got stolen, so while looking for a rat bike replacement I accidentally bought this:

But obviously I can't commute on that because someone might steal it, so I bought this (with a rack and panniers for carrying around 300 locks):

Face is still the same, bit more zombie

Love that Look

Love that Look

I don't know about that, I think people look better without such messy eye make-up.

that look is the dogs bollocks

man&van you should be working on that golf g then take the lads for a whip round the local park after work one day. or sell all 6 of your bikes and build a bike saves space.

Oooh I see what I did there

My only bike currently. Another build is in the mix, but the Surly will always be hanging around...

...looking menacing

Love that Look

I don't know about that, I think people look better without such messy eye make-up.

Oooh I see what I did there

LOL now this is funny