Any question answered...

If you're going to take the piss, at least get your grammar right.

In case Stonehedge wasn't already aware, this means, roughly 'Hello sugar, do you want to f***?'

Although I think you're being a little oversensitive there Oliver. The joke was being made about Stonhedge (or, rather, at Stonehedge's expense), not about German - the language is just the vehicle for the joke, and the fact that it is German is incidental.

Spot on. I'll be asking for the same guidance on how to avoid getting beaten up when I'm in Naples. And if we get to the next round, when we're getting put to the sword in Madrid.

I wish "Hallo, Schnuckiputz - willst du bumsen?" was accurate grammar. That is a delightful sounding piece of language.