South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

Just watch out for the loud black guy with the huge buttocks. No one knows who he is or why he pretends to know everyone.

Just wait 'til he laughs within six feet of ya... Earplugs recommended...

@tobyt I'm just joshing with you. Said loud chap is our very own Cornelius Blackfoot whose birthday celebrations it will be on Monday. Sadly I can't attend but it will be an awesome night.

Don't ask him for a chip.