It's the sort of thing napoleon dynamite would learn to try and pick up chicks."
"...a track stand is for the track. anticpating the flow, maintaining momentum, conserving energy is where its at. road trackstands are for losers who don't know they're losers."
"Oh please...i'm surprised your insisting on maintaining your momentum on this. Track standing anywhere else but on the track is plainly geeky. Thats all".
"Track standing is the epitome of cool and should be exercised at every given opportunity, preferably in public, be that to impress, or to make everyone else insanely jealous."
Ftfy.