Doping

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/oct/15/usain-bolt-coach-jamaican-sprinters

Bolt's trainer on WADA's investigation into Jamaica's barely existent dope testing regime (1 random test in 5 mths leading up to the Olympics, where their sprinters dominated, before they all started to get popped). You know the words, sing along:

• It's unfair
  
• Everyone's conspiring against us
  
• They're all jealous
  
• We're only successful because we work harder
  
  

Pretty much the template doper's response - now more suspicious of Bolt than ever.