Counter-petition to 'Stop Surrey being a cycle track' campaign

A Mr Huggins wrote the original petition, he runs a clay shooting business that's open 28 days a year. He claims cyclists are "destroying" Surrey's hills, and he says he's had death threats from cyclists. The counter petition is a chap in Scotland.

I dont understand... what is the petition actually for ?

Free lasagne for all cyclists riding in Surrey I think.

I ride in surrey. Im in surrey... wheres my lasagne ?!

Where's the petition to turn Surrey into a cycle track?

Where's the petition to turn Surrey into a cycle track?

Exactly !

Where's the petition to turn Surrey into a cycle track?

I did a draft here https://www.lfgss.com/post3832576-26383.html

But I'm easily distracted and did'nt follow through. (sorry Foffa thread devotees).

And as for practicing for months in advance, ha, they're just jealous, they're so old they can't make long term plans, everydays a bonus when you get to their age..

Kent shit on Surrey for cycling anyway. The Daily Mail readers can keep it.

Yeah but Kent is a shithole.

Right so which petition do I have to sign to get Surrey turned into a racetrack? From the short time I spent living there I think this would be an excellent idea.

This prevents residents of Surrey from leaving their own property and going about their normal business

Opens door of house in Surrey, walks outside, closes house door. "I refute him thus".

Opens door of house in Surrey, walks outside, closes house door. "I refute him thus".

But were you going about your 'normal business'?

I commute to Surrey, during the RideLondon, my colleague got special passes to get to their shop while the charity ride was underway, hardly preventing locals resident from leaving their houses.

But were you going about your 'normal business'?

I do that in the Foffa thread

Can we change the forums name to Gods of the Road?

Free lasagne

OK you've got my attention

But were you going about your 'normal business'?

I do that in the Foffa thread

Don't we all. Repped.

Can we change the forums name to Gods of the Road?

+1. But David will never listen to us. Maybe we should start a petition?

I commute to Surrey, during the RideLondon, my colleague got special passes to get to their shop while the charity ride was underway, hardly preventing locals resident from leaving their houses.

Presuming you still work in east st I'm sure the route didn't go past there?

I misunderstood;

looks like our signatures have finally overtaken theirs!

I think the indignation at the backlash to the reaction about the retaliation should interesting.

But I have to agree, roadies are cunts.