Bungalo Bill's 1 star chat thread, no bridge monkeys,shufflers, beer thieves, hosers!

According to QI being drunk means you are more likely to recover better from injuries, I knew we were onto something with this booze in sport thing

Drunks don't tense up as much when they fall, so the force gets shared between many muscles rather than the stonger muscles focussing the force on weaker muscles, tendons or ligaments.