• Is that right? I seem to recall it being an example of Engrish/bizarre translation on a Create/Unipack marketing website?

    What would you know? Really, you know as much about this as you do about everything else which is the cube root of less than fuck all. I was going to say you're as thick as pig shit but you make pig shit look like Miso soup. It's a wonder you can get out of bed in the morning without tripping over your own feet and breaking your neck. That's assuming you managed to make it in to your own bed the evening before and aren't still wandering round town like the village idiot that you so resemble in speech and visage. It's not bad enough that you sound like an idiot you also have to have an idiot's face, as blank as an unglazed dinner plate but with less evidence of cogent thought behind it. And two eyes like piss holes in the snow with fewer flickers of wit than you would find in the gaze of an average corpse or an average food blogger.
    Still, you're my son and I love you.

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